There was once an American, a Russian and an Albanian.
The American says:
– Our science is very advanced. We are now able to attach a severed human hand.
– That is nothing – says the Russian! Our science is so advanced that we have attached a severed human head.
The Albanian bounces forward and says: You know? Our science is so advanced that we can take a person, cut him/her to pieces, detach everything, grind him up into ground meat and he/she still votes for Fatos Nano!
Original joke is in Albanian – translated by me.