Fatos Nano

There was once an American, a Russian and an Albanian.

The American says:
– Our science is very advanced. We are now able to attach a severed human hand.
– That is nothing – says the Russian! Our science is so advanced that we have attached a severed human head.

The Albanian bounces forward and says: You know? Our science is so advanced that we can take a person, cut him/her to pieces, detach everything, grind him up into ground meat and he/she still votes for Fatos Nano!

Original joke is in Albanian – translated by me.

Written by

Elvis Plaku

Elvis Plaku was born and raised in Tirana, Albania. He has been blogging about Albanian culture, travel and everyday life since 2004 — one of the country's longest-running English-language blogs. By day he runs the web agency Sfida.PRO; here he writes as a local, sharing the Albania he actually knows.